Mrs T's Mog Blog

Cleo & Jessica R.I.P

2009-05-25T04:56:00.000-07:00

A video made to remember 2 of my favourite cats who died this year

Cleo Cat 2007-2009

2009-05-08T12:12:00.000-07:00

Sad to report that this lovely little cat died on the 7th of May at the age of 22 months, we are heartbroken that she has gone but wont be forgotten

Lets Twister Again

2009-04-20T20:29:00.000-07:00

Dear Mum

Only a short note today and I write this from the corner of the prison library.I found Bubba and Reamer writing new rules on the Twister cards, which are somewhat different from what I remember when I played it way back.

I notice they have cut one or two additional holes into my prison garments. Bubba also added arrows that point directly to these holes and some of the instructions seem to suggest that I will be playing an active part of the Twister board once Winston has cut the cake.I have been searching in the prison archives for changes to the rules of the game, but found nothing. One of the screws has said that I ‘will be unable to sit down for a month after tonight’.

I assume he has seen how good these two are at playing Twister, which makes me want to rise to the challenge even more. I might go to the gymnasium before lights out to limber up a bit.

Wish me luck

Your playful son, Jack

2009-04-19T17:25:00.000-07:00

Dear Mum,
Today is Winston's birthday and he wants to have 'a party nobody will forget'.Trouble is , there is little room, since the wardens moved two special visitors into our cell first thing this morning.Bubba and Reamer are VIP's, the wardens give them the nod whenever they are on the stairs and from what I saw at breakfast, many others from our block kept a polite distance from them, moving straight to another table.The governor did post something last week about a couple of category 'A's' moving in which must be the next best thing to mixing with royalty. Winston says that the evening will be 'sweet', and to ensure festivities go with a bang, he has got a delivery coming in, with 'party hats, lard'n'coke !' (I think he means lardy cake, his Jamaican accent does make things difficult sometimes).Reamer had a package delivered this lunchtime which is now in the corner, under the basin, I have had a peek, and it's a game of Twister.Bubba hasn't got anything special in, Winston says not to worry as he will be putting on an unforgettable show, To be honest his tattoos are really something to behold already . He also has a number of metal parts on his body, he set off the detector during a snap search mid-morning. His most treasured piercing apparently is in memory of Queen Victoria's lover of some fifty years, which makes me think about my dearly departed. I have been assured more than a glimpse of 'Prince Albert' tomorrow before lights out if I play my cards right. One problem is going to be the extra two beds, which limit the floor space somewhat, and could spoil the game, but the warden on our block tells me that 'Reamer and Bubba are the type that rarely sleep when others are sparko on their bunks'.I am sure this is going to work out well. Since there is little point in having extra beds when nocturnal inmates can easily use them in the time when others are in the yard, eating or in the showers, I have already dismantled them and will put my findings to the governor if tonight works out

Your optimistic son, Jack

Coming throught the rear entrance

2009-04-19T08:14:00.000-07:00

The Jack Tweed Prison Diaries

Oh Mum,Last night turned into a horror story, only the actions of my brave colleagues mean I am able to convey the events that unfolded.All was going swimmingly, once blindfold and covered in margarine, Winston told me to lie face down on a makeshift trolley that D-block had created to travel down the freshly dug hole. It felt remarkably like the prison issue table, however the creaking and motion once underway confirmed that it had been crafted to move on a track skilfully installed in the tunnel.Big Nige gave me the pointers on operation, lying on top of me and guiding my hands to a couple of knarled shafts that I should tug on repeatedly to get the kart going. Oh mum, the heat from the tunnel was unbearable, everybody was sweating profusely once underway and I could hear Winston grunting heavily as he brought up the rear.About three minutes into this part of the tunnel must have collapsed as I felt the full weight of Nige on top of me and the trolley stopped creaking. Luckily the gag stopped me from screaming otherwise I swear I would have given the escape plan away.I panicked and tugged even harder on the two handles, but to no avail, Nige had passed out and despite my struggling, I was pinned to the tabletop. About a minute later, one of the D-Block crew went into action as I felt him crawl up and drag Nige off me. He must be an American as I clearly recall him shouting 'rodeo novice', and 'reverse cowboy' in his efforts to free me from my predicament. Once again I started pulling with renewed vigour on the handles which were now very slippery from copious amounts of sweat.Winston's hands grabbed my ankles and lifted me quite forcefully from the makeshift trolley as something quite long and blunt was used to prod me. After a lot of pulling later another mate had a stroke of genius and emptied what felt like a pot of warm yoghurt onto my back. Indeed it felt like it went everywhere just before Winston gave one or two last pulls on my legs and I passed out from the pain.When I came to the cell was really much the same as when I started out earlier on in the evening, Winston must have worked through the night to clean up all evidence of the hole. Unless anyone askes me about the failed escapade I think I will keep schtum on the gory details. I will definitely go for a shower first thing though.Your crusty son, Jack

The Not So Great Escape

2009-04-19T01:07:00.000-07:00

Dear Mum,Slight

change of plan.I thought I was going to be in here for some six weeks or so before being offered parole, but my best mate Winston has suggested coming out later tonight if I play my cards right.I asked him what he had in place, his other half smuggling in a cake with file,(well, it would explain the bulge in his trousers), but he said his plan was to exploit a hole, somewhere in this very cell.He wept for joy when I told him I was willing to forego any good prison conduct and join him. His chums from D-block are on there way over as I type this, they are all desperate for early release according to Winston.Mum, I must be blessed with good fortune, as the burly men who have now appeared in the doorway are the ones that spend most of recreation time in the showers, presumably to clean off the soil after their excavations.

It must be a tight passage though, as they are now shedding their prison overalls. One has even had the foresight to pinch a catering sized tub of margarine from stores.

Nice boys, always thinking of my health.

Will contact you as soon as I have got free from the prison grounds.

Your slippery son Jack.

Whats this rash

2009-04-18T13:27:00.000-07:00

Dear Mum

I have now developed a nasty rash, mus be due to the special starch they are putting on the sheets as its stinging my already red raw arse, Big Nige has said that he has a pressing engagement with me coming up and all the lads have been invited to watch, Max is trying to get Living TV down to film a programme about what goes on here, they said they want to film what goes on in the shower block Big Nige says she wil bring the soap for me to drop i dont know what that means

Your sore arsed son Jack

Another Entry

2009-04-18T04:05:00.000-07:00

Dear Mum

What a strange party that was, all the lads brought bottles of water, we had a great time we also had some cakes with icing I dont know what kind of icing it was, but after 3 fairy cakes what Big Nige brought the room start to spin, then I fell asleep, i woke up hours later in bed but i have to tell you my arse is red raw and dont know how it got like that, don't think I will be eating any more cakes in future

Your talcum powder applying son Jack

The Jack Tweed Prison Diaries

2009-04-18T04:04:00.000-07:00

Dear Mum

Life 'ere at the nick is pretty good, I was shown around by Winston one of the "screws" he said dont bend down in the showers if you drop the soap, I have been befriended by Big Nige who is a 22 stone ballet dancer he said he will look after me if there is any trouble, must close for now as the lads have a welcoming party arranged for me but all I can hear is the sound of flies being unzipped I wonder what that means

Your loving son Jack

2009-04-17T21:30:00.000-07:00

If you want to read the hilarious Jack Tweed Prison Diaries
visit http://www.smeggys.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=11&p=222541#p222541

Dont Order A Cake From ASDA's

2009-03-04T10:25:00.000-08:00

Okay, so this is how I imagine this conversation went:ASDA Employee: 'Hello 'dis ASDA, how can I help you?'Customer: 'Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'ASDA Employee: 'Whatchu want ondacake?'Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne.' And underneath that 'We will miss you'.

Jessica Cat 1990-2009

2009-02-14T13:35:00.001-08:00

I am sad to report that this lovely cat died today at the grand old age of 19, I am broken hearted at her passing but she had a long and full life and have loads of pictures to remember her by

Caught in the act

2008-12-09T02:01:00.001-08:00

Do you know what your cat is watching?

2008-12-09T01:59:00.000-08:00

2008-11-16T02:32:00.000-08:00

Here is the newest member he is called Mr Kitty, its a tough life being a cat :)

2008-11-14T13:57:00.000-08:00

Sorry everyone for not updating this site for so long but Tabby hasnt been very well, he has been in hospital, but I am pleased to say he is getting back to nomal albeit it slowly

2008-06-19T05:19:00.000-07:00

here is Cleo kitty and her older friend Jessica who is17 years old!

Another Embarrasing PIc Of Tabby

2008-05-22T05:57:00.000-07:00

Here we see "pointy head" relaxing instead of doing his housework

Tabbies Go To A Theme Park

2008-05-02T00:57:00.000-07:00

Here is a picture of when we went to a theme park recently with some furry friends of ours, as you can see we had a great time!

Psycho Kitty

2008-04-03T16:17:00.000-07:00

As you can see from this I can get rather annoyed when an advert upsets me

Cleo Kitten's new picture

2008-03-10T04:22:00.000-07:00

Here is Cleo Kitty's new picture hasnt she grown since last time

Mrs T's Christmas Message

2007-12-25T06:47:00.000-08:00

Season Greeetings T-cosys
I want to start by saying its been a strange few months for the catbox, as I have worrying about Tabby, we all know what a normally happy cat he is, but I have to share a sad something with you, its always at the time of year I see a change in old "Furface", but this year even more so, its because its 30 years to this year since his "Daddy Mog" fell asleep and Tabby knows matter how hard he tries, things seem to fall apart, as he misses him so much, normally its birthdays and even moreso at Christmas, yes its a part of life but seeing Tabby was growing up when "Daddy Mog" died he never got to do the things most youngsters of his age did like learning to drive etc..., so he feels that he lost some of the best years of his life, doing father & son things, which does upset him but he never shows it
Despite this "Furface" is always here on the DS forums as he feels that being here with you all takes away some of the pain, and I know that you will continue to be here to make sure that my furry sidekick will get himself up to his pointy ears in trouble. I would like to thank a lot of people for keeping his spirits up, far to many to mention but I'm sure you know who you are.
Chestfield gave me a good idea to purr-sue :), I am thinking of setting up a website for videos of cats & kittens, the name MEWTUBE, has been accepted as a very good name!!!!!!
My next welding project will be to recreate the London Eye, but this time using melted down Mingers bottles instead of clear glass for those pods if that doesnt work then its the floating bridge from "Bridge On The River Kwai", which could be fun using Mingers & Blossom Hill bottles, which we seem to have accumulated quite a few thousand, so its going to be a scale model.....
Now onto the Order Of The Catbox awards, which I know you have all been looking forward to
The first winner is....................... FAIRYCAKE :)
The award is given to this lovely lady who is always cheerful
Second award goes to........................ MARROO
Most frequent visitor to my mog blog!
Another award is to...................... DANCING QUEEN
Without her I wouldnt have this thread which is visited by so many people
"Musty" aka MR MUSTARD receives his, for services to the catbox, keeping everyone informed of my various threads & now is the official poet of the catbox
SLOOPY............ for being Tabby's sparring partner

And now onto some special awards which the catbox feel are richly deseved
BROKENEWS gets an award for the most use of a baseball bat in a forum or thread
CAZZA33 gets our Scottish award for being a good friend to the catbox

CHESTFIELD gets our International award for keeping in touch with us from his travels to foreign lands
OLLYSMRS, DOLLYLOVESSHOES & MELODYBEAR receive an award each for keeping Tabby amused on the Jeremy Kyle thread, which Furface loves to take part in, and I know he comes out with some catty humour
And so all there is left to do is wish everyone a safe & peaceful time & love to you all

\-/ Cheers!
Mrs T x & Tabby

Mrs T's Photo Gallery

2007-11-12T20:37:00.000-08:00

More pics from Mrs T Scrapbook

Baseball Bat Time With Mrs T

2007-10-29T07:02:00.001-07:00

With special thanks to Ollysmrs

Mrs T using that favourite item of hers

More Cleo Kitten Pictures

2007-10-19T05:43:00.000-07:00

2007-10-15T06:23:00.000-07:00

Here is Cleo the kittens first appearance isnt she cute :)

2007-10-11T14:18:00.001-07:00

More moggy pics

Here Is Mogzilla

2007-10-08T14:43:00.000-07:00

Mrs T's Fashion Tips

2007-10-08T14:35:00.000-07:00

Hello again T-cosys, at the request of Dancing Queen, its moggy fashion tips and here they are

Mrs T's photo album

2007-10-06T21:28:00.000-07:00

Now I dont know about you the first pic is Tabby when he was a partying kind of mog he is with my sister LOL! furface doesnt know about that one!

The other 2 pictures are of the house band the Stray Kitty Strollers who we tried to get to play at our garden party but the lead singer got banged up for overdoing the catnip and checked into St Moggies for a course of rehab the third pic was taken after he dried out btw he is the one in the middle love those berets & shades guys!

More pics soon

Tabby tries to look cool

2007-09-28T05:35:00.000-07:00

Hello T-cosys

Here is Tabby when he was younger,of course furface doesnt know I found this picture so dont tell him its here :)

A mog goes shopping

2007-09-23T03:16:00.000-07:00

Hello T-Cosys

Here is me out shopping for Magners!

Tabby Gets Into Trouble

2007-09-18T04:51:00.000-07:00

Yes you guessed it old furface has got himself into a bit of a mess this morning, as I told him to defrost the fridge, but as usual the fur brain got himself into all sorts of trouble by flooding the kitchen, so he decided to use the wet-dry vaccum cleaner (the Tabby Turbo 2000 Vaccum Cleaner) which is basically a Dyson powered by a 357 Chevrolet V8, yes I know its powerful! it not only sucked up the water but the floorboards as well!

So he is now nailing it all back down a bit too much suction Tabby :)

4 Weldings & A Baseball Bat

2007-09-18T04:43:00.000-07:00

Hello T-Cosys

Welcome to my mog-blog

Here you will find the latest news from Tabby Towers

I will be removing any nasty comments from people so you have been warned!