Saturday, 18 April 2009

The Jack Tweed Prison Diaries

Dear Mum

Life 'ere at the nick is pretty good, I was shown around by Winston one of the "screws" he said dont bend down in the showers if you drop the soap, I have been befriended by Big Nige who is a 22 stone ballet dancer he said he will look after me if there is any trouble, must close for now as the lads have a welcoming party arranged for me but all I can hear is the sound of flies being unzipped I wonder what that means

Your loving son Jack

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